Just a slightly humorous anecdote from earlier:
Me: 'Dad, did you know Brad Pitt was a vegan?'
Dad: 'No. But I don't care, he's one of those Scientology weirdos.'
Me: '? No, he isn't. Tom Cruise is.'
Dad: 'Yeah, I know that, but isn't Brad Pitt.'
Me: 'Nope. Cruise. And John Travolta.'
Dad: 'That's who I meant. Hang on, isn't he dead?'
Me: 'Now you're thinking of Patrick Swayze.'
Bless him.
